Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!
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