you waifu

Is trash as long as it’s not mine

Loftin “this is my wiafu”

Sam. “If it’s not (insert your wiafu here) then I don’t care”.

Sam “ you wiafu is trash” why are you still reading you waifu

by Lol you mom gay March 10, 2018

You Mac

You Mac is when your ice fishing and you hook a fish you fight it and it comes up to the hole and you go to grab the fish and it gets loose. Basically it's saying "Fuck you mac i'm going back down the hole"

Jack "Oh yeah i just hooked a nice laker!"
Meoff "Nice bro land that sucker"
Jack "I can see it, OOOOOOHHH!"
Jack "It's in the hole, get the gaff"
Fish "FUCK YOU MAC!"
Jack "God damn you mac"

by burtonkidd April 9, 2011

Fountain Of You

When a man is taking a shit and pisses in his own face

Greg had morning wood and accidentally gave himself a fountain of you

by TonyP113 July 13, 2018

Running You

A term used by a group of people who are running a ring around you to demoralize you. Usually religious or moral zealots, using techniques simmilar to a paedophile ring, or barbaric practices such as gay conversion therapy, under the control of domestic violence, stalking etc.

I'm running you, you can't look after yourself.

by ghost9776 July 21, 2020

poop you

bad very bad worst swear word ever!!!!!! never ever say the p word

person 1: hello how u day
person 2: ugh....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poop my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1: omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u say the p word!!!??????????? how dare u I'm calling Mcdonalds!
person 2: poop you!
person 1: *deads of suchr the teribal wrod*

by thesanstheundertalethetale June 25, 2021

Funks you

A combination of thank you and fuck you for when you don't know how to reply

Person: "you're hair looks nice but you're makeup looks weird"
Me:" uhm...funks you?"

by BB G April 25, 2015

you-tubing

The process in which a person spends a large length of time watching clips on you-tube. Usually, this is time that should be spending doing other things like homework.

Person one: "You get the math project done?"

Person two: "No, I was you-tubing most of the night."

by ladyvegas22 November 25, 2009