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Who is God

by FUCK D S S June 14, 2021
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in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.
Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."
by SandvichThief February 7, 2023
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Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.
“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”
by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019
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God Time

The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?

Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"

Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011
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God's Joint

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010
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fire god

When you stick a burning branch up her or his asshole
by Paris is gay May 12, 2018
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Despacito God

That one dickhead who thinks hes shit at art and is fucked up in the head but hes actually good at art and no one really cares
Despacito God> sipik do you hate me?
Sipik> nah man ur fine
Despacito God> fuckinell
by BeanSucc December 10, 2020
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