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dutch hand grenade

In a similar mould to the dutch oven, but the air biscuit is caught in the hand, which is then used to transport the pungent aroma as close as possible to the victim's nostrils before it is opened.
by TLO Smudge May 11, 2004
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yhbt yhl hand

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After starting a viscious flame war and winning, kibo remarks "yhbt yhl hand"
by Sigma January 16, 2003
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White hand of Saruman

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.
"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."
by The Thurmanator March 16, 2010
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Two Left Hands

Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!

Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
by BennduR July 11, 2010
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Black Hand Slap

taking someone by the collar/turtle neck and slaping them back and forth with the top and under sides of your hand and saying saying bitch ass nigga over and over
sorta like the back hand slap, but with the words nigga, bitch, and ass in any sort of order, but must include the word nigga, i.e. the "black" hand slap
Nate: d00d jessica just broke up with me
Joe: so.....
Nate: *starts to cry*
Joe: *takes hand and graps nates shirt and starts Black Hand Slapping him* nigga, get your bitch ass together *x7 times*
by JOENDNATE July 17, 2007
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Right hand-a-rama

When Pamela and her five sisters
give you a bad case of nasty blisters
and a third degree burn going straight to your head. Because it's fifty cents cheaper than the real thing. And it sure feels good most everytime.
In case you are a slow moron...

A right hand-a-rama is referring to masturbation.

Have fun, kiddies.
by GSB.net March 27, 2005
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you and your hand

All you're going to have tonight is your hand to keep you busy 'cause the only thing you got turned is down.
Girl: "Ew gross. I will NOT have sex with you!"
Guy: "Man, she turned me down."
Friend: "Well dude, I guess its just you and your hand tonight!"
:P
by cassieLOGAN May 12, 2007
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