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Urban Dictionary

The place where people go to find weird shit like Post nut clarity
They never have normal things on here
Dude Urban Dictionary never has real definitions
Dude Urban Dictionary is not an official website
by Abro_Official March 10, 2022
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why did you look this up.

reasons u might have done this:

because you are bored
you are high
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Urban Dictionary

OMG! You weren't so lazy so you typed the whole word?! Good job, man!
You: Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary: Oh wow! You typed the whole thing?! Good job, man!
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Urban Dickedtionaried

Thinking you have a completely original word and submit it to UD without searching it first; Only to find out it's already been published.
"What's wrong Jay?"
"I just got Urban Dickedtionaried"
"That sucks dude, what was your word?"

" Why the long face Jess?"
" I just Got UD'd"
by Mastro K February 2, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where anyone can contribute to it by adding words.

A site particularly know for sex jokes when looking for a definition.
Person 1: Have you heard about how many sexual jokes are on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a lot, but there is people actually contributing
by KandrewUD April 24, 2023
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Urban-reject

A socially awkward person who posts definitions on this website that pertain to various negative aspects of his or her relationships, friendships, or other personal problems of the sort. Urban Rejects are commonly rejected in the real world even more often than their pathetic attempts at posting information on Urban Dictionary

Also see: pathetic, loser, failure
Person1: Did you see that urban-reject try to post that definition about his ex-girlfriend being a whore yesterday?

Person2: Yes, but I rejected the loser's post without hesitation!
by Filbs April 25, 2008
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urban piss

When you take a leak in an urban environment. E.g. in a telephone box, in a doorway or on a car. Usually coincides with alcohol consumption. As your level of intoxication increases, the locations of your urban pisses become more and more antisocial.

Sometimes shortened to just 'urban', when used in a context where the meaning is obvious.
"I was drunk as we were walking into town, so I had to have an urban piss behind the bins."

"On the way back from the club I was so lashed that I got it out and had an urban piss right there on the pavement."

"I might just go for a cheeky urban you get me?"
by otleybey April 28, 2010
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