When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
by Lahna_ May 21, 2016
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Get the dickless dick mug.Approximation of the quality of the male penis size
Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft
If not born male, divide by 2
Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft
If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022
Get the Dick score mug.Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.
by JOSH SMITHERS September 18, 2016
Get the Dick Cunt mug.A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".
by CedricDoodlehopper July 3, 2015
Get the Put a dick in it mug.A game played by no certain numbers of patrons where a paper ball referred to as the "paper dick" is hit in the air in an uppercut motion and whoever hits a foul shot or misses the "paper dick" is eliminated. also if the "paper dick" shot is in-between and no patron can be ruled as out it goes to a duel where the same rules must be applied but only the two players accused of previous actions play.
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Get the Paper DICK mug.When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.
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