Opposite Day

When it’s like how it is, but opposite.

Aviel: *hitting Ethan with a belt*
Ethan: *blindfolded*
Matthew: It’s like Opposite Day!

by Sanjobanjo August 4, 2019

Neck Day

Where you someone ties their neck to something such as a ceiling fan, and kill themselves.

1: “I’m participating in Neck Day!”

2: “…What does that mean?”
1: “You don’t want to know.”

by A.G. Zhark June 24, 2022

Confession day!

“Confess” is a day where you get to express yourself to others and yourself with honesty. Confess your truth’s! Confess anything to anyone you’ve been hiding from. When is “confess day?” October 16th! Or any other day.

It’s time to confess my crush to Lillian.

“It’s confession day! Tell me one of your secrets, and I’ll do the same.”

by IDFKKKKKK October 12, 2018

Charlie Day

A handsome Scrongle that deserves the world. An actor that I would make a good insane villain character if casted as one but is unfortunately always cast as short silly men who don't get taken seriously.

"Charlie Day is underrated, I would also like to be his friend"

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

plain-as-day

A phrase that indicates something so obvious that even the thickest, most oblivious person should see it. Usually, but not always, meant in a slightly insulting or derogatory manner; Origins are unknown but possibly derived from Irish. Use of it seems to have started on the east coast but is also found throughout the country, mostly in rural communities. Similar to: "as plain as the nose on your face".

"Those kids died? Well it's a shame but it's plain-as-day they shouldn't have been playing at the top of the cliffs."
"Did I see the latest Darwin Award? Well it's plan-as-day that you shouldn't strap a rocket engine to the roof of your car."
"How do you get downtown? See that water tower, head for that and you'll find downtown, plain-as-day, just to the right."

by Goodbye_Charlie December 12, 2013

Brown Day

The day following a night of heavy drinking/toxic eating, where one would poop his/her pants while sleeping or while awake.

Nothing like a Brown Day to kick off the new year.

by Weedierskeet January 7, 2011

and the next day

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Mr. Krabs: and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab, walking backwards and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

SpongeBob: Phone call for Mr. Plankton
Mr. Krabs: and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...
Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 15, 2022