Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020

Grilled Cheese

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.

“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

chuckie cheesed

When you smoke really good weed and get super high.

"I smoked that Blueberry Haze with Ricardo, last night. I got Chuckie Cheesed!"

by Dank Williams Jr March 12, 2014

Steaming the cheese

Warming up of the white "cheese" under the foreskin of a male during foreplay.

Hey honey, want to come over and steam the cheese tonight?
Steaming the cheese before we have sex.

by NotDaveOrMike January 2, 2022

Cheese fountain

When you push a can of cheese wiz into your partner's asshole, then proceed to dish it out onto Ritz crackers for the party.

"Yea, the wife helped me with the Cheese fountain hors d'oeuvre"

by Freakshow420 January 28, 2021

Wizard Cheese

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.

Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 21, 2019

Cheese A Ween

To put american spray cheese on a weenie.

"Leave me alone i'm try to cheese a ween"

by Flesh daddy May 3, 2019