potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one.

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Potato

A BIG POTATO. POTATOS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD> POTATOS ARE YUMMY IN EVERYONES TUMMY.

I LOVE POTATOS

by mrph May 22, 2018

Cunt potato

A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor

She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

by Cuntpotato420 February 21, 2017

Potato

Someone who has a double chin and a round face

Wow you sure do look like a potato.

by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019

Potato

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i luv potato

by naturally idiotic February 12, 2024

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019