John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Fisher

A school full of batty boys trying to act up when they know they smell like rotten fish and eggs when they get on the 154. They don’t know what personal space is and would kill each other just for £1.

John Fisher is a batty school.

by Ezinne Leona March 27, 2020

John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

by Dicktionary21 July 15, 2019

John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe and is good friends with double J. John Fealias is snoop dogs brother and John will murder you if you talk bad about him.

John Fealias proved his domination over planted earth after slaughtering the president and his family.

by John Fealias June 22, 2020

Oi john

This is used in cockney London slang to ask a bartender for a drink

Oi John get me a lager will ya

by Black night April 1, 2022

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

John xina

i cant see him but john xina is the leader of china and yeah

“Everyone bow down to john xina)”
“Here he cums!”

by Deezeater69 March 4, 2022