National snail day

May 25th! National snail day! The day when you can eat only snails.

Dad, when is the natioal snail day? The national snail day is on 25th of May sweetie.

by Arsonboi3348 March 19, 2021

National Scrunchie Day

a day where if you have a scrunchie, where it on this day.

ava: it’s national scrunchie day!
jillian: oh really? let me grab my scrunchies.

by ava h October 24, 2019

National Saylor Day

On February 14 it is National Seth and Taylor have gotten together day.

Omg did you hear? Its national saylor day!
National What Day?
National seth and taylor have gotten together day!

by Feburary 14 November 10, 2019

national bum day

Usually on November 1st and its usually celebrated with a bum and their best friend. The best thing to do on this day is to eat food and get fat and sleep off all the fat with the bum. When this day happens you can always be assured that there's always a bum right next to you.

Hey, did you know today is national bum day?

by Riverripper October 12, 2019

National Rape Day

Wtf Wtf Wtf Wtf Wtf Is wrong with you people get some help, it doesn't exist. How do you know this Piece of shit

Hey bro if you know what National Rape Day is you're Dumb

Oh Ye i should probably forget about it then :I

by DiamonaWolf October 18, 2021

National fucking day

National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!

Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?

Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..

by Allylovebabe123 October 3, 2019

National hug day

National hug day is on October 29 and after you hug someone whisper something in their ear

National hug day is very fun especially when you hug your crush/boyfriend

by Nylahh October 26, 2018