HOT PATE

a bald guy with a cool, shiny head, that you can see your face in!

The chicks all go wild for my hot pate.

by Farenoch August 22, 2004

hot and happening

An old people term for someone who is cool and fun

"Wow; Taylor is so hot and happening."

by AnusSneeze September 19, 2017

Hot Solid

steamy shit.

Dude. There's some hot solid in my tossed salad.

by HOGEZIHORN October 6, 2011

chrono hot

When a girl is absolutely gorgeous one day, but looks hideously ugly the next time you see her.

Monday: Yo bro, did you see Karin? Her ass looks so fuckin hot! I just wanna tear that ass up!

Thursday: What the fuck is up with Karin today? Her ass looks nice but what the hell happened to her face? How the hell did she get so much acne within a matter of two days??? God damn, she looks like a paper-bager today!
That bitch is fuckin chrono hot!

by OTB - Off the Boat Russian ;-) April 3, 2009

Hot bong

The act of directing foul-smelling odor, from a fresh source, to your mouth and nose with a megaphone or safety cone.

I did a mega 'hot bong' hit off the open sewer pipe, with a safety cone, after Orlando took a crap upstairs.

by Bo Regard March 18, 2009

Hot Sanjay

A Hot Sanjay is the sexual act of performing anal sex with tikka masala or vindaloo sauce as lubricant.

I gave Vishna a Hot Sanjay.

by HANDLEWHAT May 24, 2018

hot toboggan

This can only be performed by men living in a northern region with frequent snow such as Alaska, the upper peninsula, or Watertown. On a cold winter night, to spice things up in the bedroom, the man puts on a condom, applies a liberal amount of top quality hot sauce instead of lubricant, then thrusts fully into the wanting vagina of his lover and holds on for the ride.

"Becky said she was cold last night and wanted me to warm her up, so I gave her a hot toboggan with some Ghost pepper sauce, and she definitely wasn't cold anymore."

by Dylan Kaczynski August 18, 2017