God's Tear

The most indestructible thing on the planet, behind the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Created by first making a Prince Rupert's Drop, then melting off the tail. The head of a PRD is indestructible, but any damage to its tail will shatter it; removing the tail leaves only the head, making it impossible to break.

I made a God's Tear for science, and now I've broken many hammers trying to break it.

by Archigan June 12, 2023

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

Wall god

The incarnation of Trump himself.

Trump's famous declarations (wall god) :

- "The wall just got 10 feet taller"
- "BUILD THAT WALL !"
-"We need to build a wall...I don't mind having a big beautiful door in that wall !"

by Missing_Name March 10, 2019

queef god

Simply the Goddess of all queefs! Only the greatest queefs come from this being.

Man, she's a queef god.

by thatoneguy33135 July 14, 2014

Bean God

A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.

“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.

by 7liveslost March 21, 2020

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022