dick chicken

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.

"Johnny is such a dick chicken"
"i know right his dick is like half an inch!"

by Captain Twisty Nips July 21, 2016

chicken squirt

A cocktail consisting of ice, 2 jiggers of Gin, 3 jiggers of Squirt.

Yo, Beeatch! Git yo hanz off my jug o' Chicken Squirt!

by Miles December 30, 2003

Choking the Chicken

to beat your wife and eat your meat

eatin an beatin

by sir dan May 12, 2003

Chicken Pizza

The act of sticking anything pointed (I.E. Hand, fingers, pencil, carrot) near or in someone's clothed anal hole, and yelling "Chicken Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As you sneak up behind your buddy who is in a state of oblivion, you stab their butthole area with your hand........"chicken pizza!"

"CHICKEN PIZZZZAAAAAAA"

by SOFIZZDIZZDAWG November 24, 2011

chicken helmet

where you fuck a girl stupid. not blonde stupid, drooling retard stupid.

"Man, I fucked her so hard last night, she was droolin' when she left." "You gave her a chicken helmet?" "Yea I did"

by jamap September 30, 2008

Chicken Taco

(N) A vagina that excretes chicken broth when the woman gets horny. 3% of women in America were reported to have chicken tacos last year.

Smelody's vagina tastes just like chicken. I think she excretes chicken broth from it, also known as a chicken taco.

Margie: Honey we don't have any chicken broth for dinner tonight.

Ronald: It's okay just get some from Smelody.

Smelody: Give me some time. I need to think of Sean so I can get horny and excrete some chicken broth for you.

by LickMyChickenTaco January 15, 2010

Chicken Wicken

The Chicken Wicken, also known as the beheading of the hen is a very revolting ceremony that used to take place in Shakespearean times when Witches where believed to exist. This is a very rare a event and is mainly done for a celebration of a young male/female to taking their first steps to witch craft. During this ceremony you must search for a hen and slice its head off, while the body is still active for sixty seconds you must produce sperm willingly and make sure you sperm ejects into the chickens wound, If failing to do so, the person doing this procedure must be killed for fraud of a witchcraft.

chicken wicken
beheading of the hen
witchcraft
ceremony

by Blackmailer July 28, 2011