shit marak

extremely drunk, to the point where you are just able to breathe.

''have a good night last night?'' ''aye,i was shit marak''

by Nesty... January 4, 2012

Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

by TheWierdo May 19, 2022

shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult

That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Shit Coma

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

by estarno May 2, 2010

shit clots

too much shit in your head or in your body

What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head

by henryyyy June 23, 2008

loser shit

When a person or group of persons participate in an activity obviously reserved for losers. Their own mothers look at them and think 'f*ck I raised a loser'

General loser activities that contribute little or nothing to society. You don't need a definition of loser shit cuz you'll know it when you see it.

Person 1 : 'My friend and I are gonna hit up a Military Airsoft simulation, and then we're heading back to his house for some anime. Wanna join in?'

Person 2: 'No thanks, that's loser shit'

by -PabloEscobar December 1, 2016

Shit-Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit-Pudding commercials already!

Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 24, 2010