red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP

he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta

by Kevin June 19, 2006

Red rover

A man who only has sex with firecrotches

Andrew is definitely going to try to bang that firecrotch, Courtney, he is such a red rover.

by Ginger lovers February 17, 2013

midnight red

When you wake up in the middle of the night with your Period.
When you get your period in the middle of the night.

"I couldn't sleep"
"Why?"
"I had a midnight Red"

by InhaledLarry November 27, 2013

Red Sox

Hey cockbites, a fan has exactly this much effect on whether a team wins or loses: 0%. So why the fuck would you brag about "your" team beating "his" team? Unless you're ON the team, you can just put that dick back in your mouth and get a better hobby.

OMG the red sox won WE RULE

good job faggot, you rooted for the same team for 80 years and they finally won, you accomplished nothing.

by IEATLIVEPUPPIES April 21, 2005

red eye

a stern glare at a person who just fucked up

she must have known that i fucked her friend because when i walked in she gave me the red eye

by trevor March 9, 2003

Lady in Red

The girl you want forever sitting in the bleacher seat next to you, wearing a matching jersey and singing Sweat Caroline no matter who wins the game.

Who's that Lady in Red going with you to the Sox game?

by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 11, 2016

red-txting

Much like drunk-txting but without the antagonistic factor. Mad, euphoria-induced txting of random friends to convey and share feelings of wave-like state of mind resulting from consumption of magic red beans.

red-txting msg: wooooaaaaaah omg i am a turtle ride the wave i love you sooooo much hugggggs n kisses

by cubiq space girl September 22, 2007