ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.

jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*

by tonyross May 13, 2018

Make baby mother whole

Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life

Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole

Laurent: I heard she went to the DR

by thebaddestpa January 24, 2019

Jelena (mother)

If Jelena have son she is very strict and arogant. She loves more dothers than sons. Jelena is usually person who likes diamonds.. Very celan addictive type. SHE JUST WANTS SILENCE! In public she is very shy and have some brain issues. But she likes to help and she is verry confident.. That can be bad sometimes

Person 1: Oh look Jelena (mother)

by Llslslls November 21, 2021

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018

Omnipresent Mother

A mom that is present within every fabric of space in the world.

You see that chair? That's your mom. You see that bucket of tuna? That's also your mom. You know why? Because your mom is an omnipresent mother.

by CLOUD BU February 27, 2022

Mother Hen

When you slide a couple of peeled soft boiled eggs into her vagina and then have her squat above you and lay the eggs onto you or into your mouth.

No thanks, I already ate. We did the Mother Hen a few hours ago.

by AshFlops September 28, 2022