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penis points

When a guy gets special treatment because he's of the male gender.
Ugh, why does my teacher give penis points?
by apple107s August 30, 2016
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Penis shadow

When a man's penis is visible through his clothing - defined specifically by a shadow of the glans (head) but also the shaft. Usually most visible when wearing grey sweatpants commando or with loose underwear. But can also be spotted when wearing just tighty whities or just tight boxers (too tight and everything gets squashed together and the shadow becomes a smooth bulge). Sometimes visible in swimwear but often there's too much bagginess going on to see any definition.

Why it's important: It's an arousing reminder of what's down there. Quite like when a woman's nipples are visible through her top.
When you double take an unattractive guy as he walks passed and you have to explain: "I don't actually think he's hot... he just had really good penis shadow."
by ghost face 88 August 3, 2014
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Spicy Penis

A penis that tastes spicy, can also be seasoned with various spices.
Damn! That girl really liked my spicy penis!
by Prendy March 5, 2010
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Penis God

A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.
"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."
by Daves Friend From Last Night November 14, 2009
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penis spit

penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.
"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"
by TYLER_LYNCH February 7, 2009
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penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
by ColdFusion December 21, 2004
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Penie Tip

The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.
Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.
by Intelligent Frog April 10, 2010
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