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Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"
defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"
by Urbanswervin July 31, 2015
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fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.
Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.
by impressionable380 May 28, 2013
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nut collector

A girl taking the nut after a wild night and clingin on.
Had to drive my girl to the pharmacy to get the day after pill...she was a nut collector.
by Rizzou January 5, 2009
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Little Nut

Little Nut is a name you'd call your little sibling when they are being funny, or just all around rambunctious. Most Little Nut's have the ending "ON" at the end of their name. ex KaidON.
Kaidon: *Throws a ball* YEET
Triston: You're a Little Nut
by TiZtRoN June 6, 2018
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Nut Syndrome

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.
John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!
by DrDanish November 2, 2018
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Dietz nuts

Dietz nuts are a brand of meat nuts made by Dietz & Watson.
Dietz nuts is also similar to the funny troll word deez nuts.
person 1: How dietz nuts taste?
Person 2: Delicious.
by War criminal September 12, 2021
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snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.
1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
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