John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

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miley and jack

well one was made like this last year, but i feel like it needs updated as it’s changed around a lot, for starters, miley used to like jack and think he was amazing however now she bully’s him…oh how the times have changed. well miley her new definition is she’s 13, one year older and alot meaner…she’s like an older sibling….mean, nice, loving (sometimes) she’s pretty. Hazel eyes. Beautiful. Well and then there’s jack…not much has changed since last year he’s handsome, funny, intelligent and loving and the greatest person ever :) he loves her to bits and she i think deep deep deep down finds him even a tad amusing and if you find a miley same rules as last time..keep her! Bye see you in 2022 :)

miley bully’s jack-miley and jack

by Anonymous__09 December 26, 2021

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jack kurtzman

Name of sweaty player that is good but not as good as Ben baskin but jack is very sweaty like buttwhole swamp sweaty

Jack Kurtzman is a sweaty player

by Zeus posiden August 2, 2020

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Jack's back

A term used to signify the return of 24, featuring the legend that is Jack Bauer.

Person 1 : "Are you excited about the start of season 5 tonight?"

Person 2 : "Oooooh yeah, Jack's back baby, Jack's back..."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

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Jack-effect

the jack effect is when a man cheats or does anything terrible in a relationship. the jack effect is the epitome of all problems in the world. shoutout to the jacks

omg i just failed my chem test! it must be the jack-effect >:(
my boyfriend cheated on me!! fuck the jack-effect!!

by Poopypants555 May 13, 2022

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