The act of duck taping a four loko onto each of someone's hands. Anyone who does this loses complete use of their hands until they finish both four lokos.
by we read books and shit December 14, 2010
Get the edward fourloko hands mug.‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”
“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021
Get the both hands on the phone mug.by permiscuous. January 28, 2011
Get the hands both ways mug.According to legend, Wild Bill Hickok was shot to death in the middle of a poker game with 2 pairs: black aces and black eight's. Noone knows for sure what the kicker was, but from then on black aces and eight's has been called dead man's hand.
"Pushing up the ante, I know you've got to see me,
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
Read em and weep, the dead man's hand again"
~The Ace of Spades, by Mötorhead
by culpepperreeks January 18, 2004
Get the dead man's hand mug.The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.
After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.
by coinroller December 29, 2007
Get the left handed curse mug.When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.
by lobo11 October 14, 2009
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