finger banger

While attempting to fist a sexy coworker you inadvertently
slam your finger against something extremely rigid and firm.

IE: Kate is the biggest finger banger in the office;
She accidently finger banged Ryan while attempting a reach around. see reach around

by John,April,Katie,Kate&Ryan December 29, 2005

Finger Baby

When you come on your hand, in which there's a cut on your finger thus resulting in a finger baby.

After Jason's fifth ejaculation of the day, he realized he had a good chance of having a finger baby 9 months later.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Give 'em the finger

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"

If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"

by GS71 April 4, 2015

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Kid named Finger

Kid named finger is the alter ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad

He’s a meme at this point

Kid named finger has a condition where he looks younger as he ages and looks very old as a child.

by Randomshit_69 August 19, 2022

fingers in his ass

Fingers in his ass is a meme mainly quoted/said by Danganronpa fans on a site called tumblr or Danganronpa fans in general.
The sentence is usually associated with the pairing sansmaeda. There is also a thing called fingers in his all sunday. On Sundays people gather to appreciate the song fingers in ass and sansmaeda. On December 16th 2018, the day before tumblr's adult content ban fans of sansmaeda and fingers in his ass sunday celebrated what was called the "final" fingers in his ass sunday.

Origins:
On july 17th, 2017 user named skeletortilla uploaded a video on tumblr that had Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 and Sans from Undertale dancing together to a song called "ASSHOLE (Fingerfückung)" made by BotanicSage on youtube.

Kanye west he likes fingers in his ass
It's fingers in his ass sunday!

by Pupseus December 17, 2018

short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019