by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010
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Get the shit plant mug.Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
Get the free shitting mug.An Australian term meaning to throw a tantrum, get upset, or over react to something.
Or in other terms "chuck a wobbly", "cracking the shits", "spat the dummy".
Or in other terms "chuck a wobbly", "cracking the shits", "spat the dummy".
"Dad really chucked the shits when he found out I took his car last night!"
"Better clean that up before Mum sees it, or she'll really chuck the shits!"
"Better clean that up before Mum sees it, or she'll really chuck the shits!"
by Sailorsblue May 25, 2016
Get the chucked the shits mug.person 1: yo dude i like love your shoes nd shit.
person 2: thanks bro you look awesome in that sweater nd shit.
person 2: thanks bro you look awesome in that sweater nd shit.
by Mrs. Choaksondix September 9, 2012
Get the nd shit mug.What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.
Aka diarrhea.
Aka diarrhea.
-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.
by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011
Get the Stomach Shit mug.Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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