That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

Peeping John

The perverted act of climbing into an open pit, outhouse, or campground toilet to peek at other people's genitalia. So far an act only reported occurring in Maine.

He's such a pervert, I wouldn't be surprised if he was a Peeping John!

by Plus L T October 28, 2009

John Cena

A random new meme taking over the internet, in which someone says "I am" or "my name is" or "it's" and a man yells "JOHN CENA" followed by the blasting of the song "My Time Is Now" by John Cena

Jim Gordon approaches the boy. He looks at him. He asks his name. The boy looks up and shouts "JOHN CENA!"
"I can't believe I just got 'John Cena'd!"

by Ghost Joka November 23, 2015

Pulling a John

When a guy is dating a girl and decides, after verdantly pursuing her for weeks, that he is no longer interested. Instead of being upfront and honest, he disappears without explanation. This makes interactions with the girl extremely awkward when they don't need to be. When the girl tries to find out what's going on by sending a thoughtful and honest text or email, the guy ignores this, making the girl feel rejected, hurt, and confused.

The reasons for abandoning the relationship are typically psychological in origin (i.e. mommy/daddy issues, fear of commitment/intimacy, etc).

"How are things going with Dan? You guys seem way into each other!" "Oh, I haven't heard from him in over a week. He dropped off the face of the earth. I guess he's pulling a John."

by Sue Grillz & Sparkplug December 14, 2012

john sewell

A dick

He is such a john sewell

by Bgee1056 May 7, 2018

John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.

"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence

by 123guy456 January 18, 2019

john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016