Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Food for Thot

When you promise some slut something in exchange for a BJ and she has to think about it first. Then you get the BJ and break your promise.

I gave that slut at the bar some food for thot. She was so mad lol.

by PoopDïcķDalhmer October 9, 2021

Food PDA

Looking at images of delicious food porn in public, just to get your taste buds off.

Jahed: http : // www . frenchlaundry . com /

yo: i'l have to check out food porn later... i can't really stimulate my taste buds in public that would be food PDA

by Food Porn April 29, 2011

Food

Something all living things need to live

Hey Fred can you buy me some food im hungry

(Fred) i just bought you 3 burger meals and multiple jars of cookies!

by Furpy foo June 12, 2018

Food

You probably haven't eaten in 12 hours, to which you are so hungry you are looking it up on urban dictionary.

Man, I ran out of food and i am so fucking poor so i cant buy food,

by idk what to put h September 20, 2020

Food Baby

A protruding stomach caused by eating a large quantity of food and supposedly resembling that of a woman in the early stages of pregnancy.

A very small bump was visible in the tight frock, although it could easily have been mistaken for a food baby.

by xxBlackRainxx September 15, 2022

Frisky like the Cat Food

When you are feeling sassy.

Mackenzie: How are you feeling today Amy?

Amy: Frisky like the cat food.

by HiddenGem777 September 1, 2020