Nut Syndrome

Syndrome for people who are addicted to ejaculating aka busting a nut.
Failed No Nut November on the first day.

John: So how's your No Nut November going, still in the game?
Tim: Too late...
John: Come on man, you can't even hold off for one month? I diagnose you with the Nut Syndrome!

by DrDanish November 2, 2018

Dietz nuts

Dietz nuts are a brand of meat nuts made by Dietz & Watson.
Dietz nuts is also similar to the funny troll word deez nuts.

person 1: How dietz nuts taste?
Person 2: Delicious.

by War criminal September 12, 2021

Freezer Nuts

Derived from Blue balls, Freezer Nuts is when a males testicals turn blue due to lack of sex. Sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.

"Chick: Dude your nuts are blue!"
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."

by Birddude8456 April 18, 2010

suicidal nut

when your about to nut, and you scream your dads name

*going to nut*
CHRIST!
*dad walks in*
DID YOU JUST SUICIDAL NUT

by Bartholomew p. winkleton April 23, 2018

Guff nuts

When you do not wipe your ass correctly and small parts of shit are left in your anal hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair - usually the case with men or german women

OMG My ass hair hurts!!

You need to pick out your guff nuts Donovan!!

by urbanfoxx June 30, 2011

Nut Rock

A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin.

And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.

by I.S.P. March 25, 2009

fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

by impressionable380 May 28, 2013