Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.
by BoohooHater October 3, 2022
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Very talented British actor hailing from Gravesend, Kent. Mostly known for his role as DC Mickey Webb in ITV cop drama "The Bill".
Chris Simmons is amazingly versatile as an actor, strongest performance to date is probably his sensitive portrayal of a male rape victim in 2003 although his acting is consistantly realistic and believable .
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by Thatkliqkid December 31, 2009
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Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!
by Redmouse69 February 22, 2019
Get the Chris-c(g)o mug.When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
by Cescoto March 27, 2015
Get the Chris drunk mug.He is very annoying and smelly and he can be in a bad mood some times he loves dogs and he loves police tv shows.
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by Sloth lover November 23, 2021
Get the Chris mug.Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021
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