black out

Similar to a nigga moment, a black out occurs when a perfectly logical black man becomes so enraged that he uses excessive foul language, wild gestures, and increased volume. Lasting for only a few moments, the distinguishing feature of the black out moment is that when it is over, the person who blacked out has no recollection of what he said or did.

Tom: Man you better be quiet before she hears you.
Jon: WHAT IS SHE GON DO TO ME? I'M A GROWN ASS MAN! IF SHE COME OVER HERE, I'LL GIVE HER THE DICK RIGHT NOW MOTHA FUCKA!
Tom: Woah man chill out.
Jon: What are you talking about I am chill? Did I just black out again?

by 2ZigZags June 19, 2009

Black Mac

A term used to describe "McDonald's Restaurant", referring to those who are usually found working there, eating there and generally congregating around the place.

Homie #1: Yo Dawg, I wanna get my eat on, let's bounce to Black Mac".

Homie #2: Shiiiit, you be reading my mind.

by Birdiee December 26, 2008

black resume

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.

Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.

by graymalkn April 23, 2007

Black Cats

An Iranian musical group who is very popular in Iran and within Iranian communities. The 2 lead singers used to be Kamran and Hooman, but they left the group and they're doing a solo thing now.

Peeshee peeshee meow meow. The Black Cats.

by Darius01 July 16, 2008

Jack Black

Used in the early 1800's it was the the act of hanging a slave by a car jack.

Damn Billy Jack Blacked the nigger last night.

by PlantationOwner39 January 3, 2010

black album

In addition to TheEye5000's definition I would also like to ad a few other artists who have an album by the name of "the Black Album":
Buzzy Linhart 1972
The Damned 1980
Prince 1987
Kino 1990
L.S.G. 1998
Mad Trucker Gone Mad 2000
Junction Creek 2000
Oda 2001
K-Otix 2002
Edenpark 2003
Akhenaton 2004

So in reality, Jay-Z and Metallica are copying The Damned and Buzzy Linhart

Joe: So I was listening to the Black Album yesterday...
Ira: Uhh, which one?
Joe: Dude, Metallica.
Ira: Pift, loser. The Damned's Black Album is better than Metallica. Period.
Joe: ::cries::

by Ira Peel February 22, 2005

black claw

Where on a woman, one puts his finger/fingers into her arse, and puts his thumb into her vagina, and attempts to click his fingers.

I black clawed that bitch!

by Jimmy.Pop September 1, 2006