monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 23, 2011

Penis

A huge extension of the male body but sometimes women because we have tranny people now

Dang Dan has a huge penis

by 8-Bitrid March 6, 2020

Peni

One of multiple penises.

Girllll, did you see how big his peni is?
YOU CLAPPING PENI CUNT

by Peniforlife August 31, 2017

celebrity penis

Kick ass drawings of penii depicting people or objects.

The celebrity penis depicted the famous comic book hero, LOBO.

by Esch8 March 14, 2003

penis conduction

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.

Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!

by Spade713 June 11, 2005

Pancake Penis

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.

Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"

by Exo Epic July 5, 2014

moldy penis

1) a penis that has not been properly treated after an encounter with a mold infested vagina. The penis in question must be kept in a state suitable to mold growth. IE the person does not wash the penis, yet occasionally gets it wet while refuseing to see a doctor to get the mold infection removed.

Please note that a moldy penis is not allways noticed by the mold. Leaky faucet syndrome is a common precursor to the mold surrounding the penis and perhaps within the penis. As with all stds know your partner. The number of partners a person has had directly correlates to the prevalence of moldy penis syndrome.

by jokkker December 11, 2013