Doing a Michael

Doing a Michael is a term best used when someone is doing something awfully daft.

1. "Oh no, please don't do a Michael again..."
2. (Guy jumps over two buildings 10 feet apart from each other) "Uh oh... Guess hes doing a Michael..."
3. (Opening the window in a car wash) "God damn it Kevin, don't do a Michael..."

by MikeyGaydip September 30, 2017

Doing a Murray

Slang phrase for partaking in acts of self-gratification whilst at work

McMc is in the gent's toilets masterbating, i.e. Doing a Murray.

by LiVe LeE October 27, 2010

Do The Job

To lose a match or a game. This phrase originated in professional wrestling.

The winner of the NFC East will do the job in the first round of the playoffs

by TwinFami January 3, 2020

do-it partner

Someone you spend an hour or so with on the weekends who is not a friend, not a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, and most importantly, not a douche.

I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a do-it partner.

by Lee Rubenstein November 3, 2006

do the jitz

To run or walk away, to leave, let's roll or Let's bounce

1: "The cops busted the party so we had to do the jitz across the road."

2: "Stay a bit longer." "Nah, I gotta do the jitz down to the store and pick me up some vodka."

3: "I hauled her b*tch ass into the car and did the jitz from the cops" "Wtf did you do then?" "Then my mum came in and yelled at me to turn grand theft auto off."

by FLOMG September 26, 2008

Doing the Heather

Smoking weed at work.

Person 1: Where been man?
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!

by Bigboy27 June 9, 2010

Doing it on the dime

Having a bowel movement (taking a dump) on company time.

You: Are you heading to the meeting?
Me: No, I'm doing it on the dime.

by fixati0n- May 7, 2010