sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)

<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.

by xXMaDMXx July 6, 2005

theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013

Pee pee pants city

When Negan walked out of the RV and gave Rick Grimes a pat on the back and let him leave.

Negan: It's going to be pee pee pants city here reallll soon!
Rick: Hey Negan we can talk about this
Negan: Sure Rick, cya in a week we'll talk.
Rick: No prob Neeg.

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021

Put glue on my pants

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.

by moose90 April 13, 2021

who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg

Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018