seatbelt hoe

1. A person who fakes or acts like they own the car they're riding in.
2. The friend that hangs out the window trying to holla at females
3. That friend who always mean muggin from the front seat

Kim always acts like a seatbelt hoe whenever she's in your car

by Dr_PHD_MD_2004 October 11, 2015

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.

Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

disco hoe

A disco hoe is a proper girl who you'd bring home to your parents. However once she's downtown with a couple of drinks in her, she turns into a complete and utter slut.

Last night Andrea from chemistry drank two Bacardi Breezers and FUCKED EVERYONE. She is a really big disco hoe.

by smarla June 7, 2011

mean hoe

a person often named raven that claims to not be mean or a hoe but really is.

kiyla:omg raven is so mean.
nicole:raven? they’re all mean hoes.

by thisisforrachelyoubigfat March 27, 2020

wida-hoe

Widow(ers) who are still grieving from losing their spouse, not looking for a relationship but have severe skin hunger, so they explore dating and casual sex. Female & Male

Martha lost her husband, Leo, seven months ago and misses their love making so much and plays the field as a wida-hoe, to satisfy her desires.

by Sassy&NoFilter November 10, 2020

Hoe chart

A ranking of how much of a hoe the person is 1-just calling them a hoe for fun 2-that friend that you secretly hate a little 3-that person that bumps into you and makes you drop your phone 4-that bitch who always stealing your friend away from you 5-THAT HOE WHO HAS MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

"Omg Baily see that person over there she's like a lvl 4 hoe on the hoe chart."

by LyssieLord April 19, 2018

widow hoe

A person who emotionally and sexually preys on a widower.

His spouse wasn’t gone for long before that widow hoe that lived down the street was knocking on his door.

by Irish Angel 181210 April 27, 2022