bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

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Hole Gods

The rulers of any hole, also the cause of bad weather. To worship them, you must dance around a hole like an idiot, saying "HOLE GODS HOLE GODS HOLE GODS!" frantically.

Zoe: Omg its about to rain.

Annabel: The hole gods must be really pissed...

Eli: Well, what're you waiting for? We need to find a hole to worship.

by EvilPlanNumberThree May 20, 2010

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the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015

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waffle god

The "supreme of all waffles and gods", often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.

"I'm a waffle god, respect me peasant"

"No you're not Noah. You're a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb."

by CanIgetuhburgerkingfootlettuce May 11, 2018

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Kai is the kindest, nicest, cutest, awesomest person you’ll ever meet. They’re so smart and pretty, and all their cosplays are so gorgeous. It’s impossible for you to meet Kai and not want his hand in marriage. They’re always willing to help anyone and is very kind to everybody, so you always feel comfortable around them and that’s why he’s our God and we always simping for them 🛐🛐🛐 we just love and appreciate him very very much! Thanks for existing Kai 🥺💖💖💖

A: Who’s Kai?
B: They’re the best person ever! He’s so nice and fun that’s why I love him! All praise God Kai 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

by omniii February 12, 2021

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