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Father's day

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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Weed Day

Weed day is a day that comes once a year on April 20th (4/20). It is better than weed time as weed time only occurs at 4:20 and 4/20 lasts a whole 24 hours. It is also Hitler's birthday and marks the anniversary of the columbine massacre.
Person 1: BRO are you excited for weed day tomorrow?
Person 2: YEAH DUDE IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR AND I AM GONNA SMONK ALL DAY!
by TheSnapback April 19, 2020
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Day Three

The hardest point of a cycle.
"Briana, this is Day Three, your hardest day, just rest and hopefully you'll get better. Text me when you're feeling better."

"Lol, I'm not gonna text you, but okay."
by reIokcin August 10, 2012
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stormy dai

"yeah that girl stormy dai is a badass bitch"
by hagay June 28, 2009
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Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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Alina day

October 4th is Alina day so if ur named Alina ask someone for money because they can’t say no
by stepbro_Troy October 4, 2021
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