Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Fuck me

If your looking this up then your sick so just stop

Fuck me is very sexual and gross

by I need a life 😂 July 11, 2018

knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007

Blow me

When you get blowed

Me: blow me
No one:
Me: fine I’ll do it myself

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

Me 87

It is an account name that is used by an idiot. He is very impolite because he said something that hurts someone else.
It is a kind of cyber bullying, you search Me 87 in urban dictionary.I will not say Me 87's real name because it is impolite and rude, and idk his name XD.

Me 87 is a human that speaks human language.OH, no, he is not a human.

by idontknowwhoiam87 January 9, 2023

Shiver Me

When your partner gets there dominant hand and sticks it as far in your Anal as possible and shake their hand like they are shaking someone's hand until they make you shit

Jackson shiver me now!

by Shiver me April 25, 2017