Surrealist Facial Hair Stylist

n.

1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious

2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist

3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another

ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.

ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.

ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.

by mroconnell August 16, 2010

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

by Karen wise March 7, 2019

let the hair go with the hide

Pull out all stops, enjoy!

It’s a party, let the hair go with the hide!

by Hackberry December 25, 2021

Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021

blue hair karate chopper

blue hair karate chopper, aka tenya lida is a blue hair guy with glasses who looks like a grandpa

blond angry hedgehog: puts legs on table
blue hair karate chopper: GET YOUR LEGS OFF THE DESK

by killmedie November 29, 2019

Lil haired ass bitch

A person that talks a lot of shit but hair can’t go past their ears.

“Lil’ Bald head bitch, still the most hated.”

“I’m not finna argue wit a lil haired ass bitch…bitch hair can’t even touch the ears and wanna talk.”

by The baddest bitch on earth July 18, 2022

Soundcloud Rapper Facial Hair

the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years

Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"

by onesyphorus March 23, 2019