kitty water

when mouth waters at the mention of dick 💦

I’m starting to get a bad case of kitty water

by anonymous August 9, 2018

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

Water Bongo

1) A plastic water bottle with its bottom half cut off, with a hole in the side near the top, and a cap with a hole through which the metal part of a pencil has been stuck. Used primarily as a water pressure bong for smoking marijuana. It is used by submerging the bottle in water, plugging the hole on the side near the top with your finger and lighting the weed inside the metal part of a pencil with a lighter while slowly pulling the bottle out of the water so as to fill it with smoke.

2) Water Bongoing- The action where a man operating the water bongo lets a woman breathe in the smoke while he makes sex noises similar to those a man makes while getting head. This is called Water Bongoing.

3) A word which must be said in a British accent and if said in a British accent enough times will allow the speaker to have a perfect British accent for a while.

1) Yo Brov, I did Water Bongo Last night! Pissed my pants brov!

2) Damn that Water Bongoing from Jessica was awesome I almost came.

3) Wa'er Bongo Wa'er Bongo Wa'er Bongo. I'm Bri' ish now.

by Waterbongo March 8, 2011

Holey Water

This drink is prepared during sex. You take your middle finger, stick it in her mouth, ear, nose, vagina, and butt. Then you take a glass of water and add sugar, use your "Holey" finger to stir the water.

"Man i love your Holey water, it tastes so fresh. mmmmm."

by Riddle Boy June 29, 2008

Water Park Creep

One of the many forms of "creepers", a faction of pedophiles. Regarded as the "creepiest" of creepers, they get thier name for being those awkward old men you avoid at public water parks and pools. The creep factor stems from their almost see-through bathing suite,unhumanly hairy body, coke bottle glasses, heavy breathing and the fact that they are at the kiddy pool but don't have children. Be aware to not make eye contact with them or accept candy from them. They are often seen wearing water shoes and driving 1983 Chevy Astros and if they ask you to help them find their non-existant lost puppy RUN!

"I went to the YMCA and lurching around the mushroom pool was this total Water Park Creep and he asked me to help him find his puppy."

by OperationOposition April 30, 2009

Redneck Holy Water

Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.

PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?

by Skipper420 January 7, 2010

water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus May 6, 2006