slut sharked

getting approached (physically or on a digital medium) by a slut who happens to realize you are single...usually less than 24 hours after the break up.

what you do after your semen hits the water and the sharks come is your business.

Guy 1: "Man, I haven't been single for more than 10 minutes and already Liz is on my wall saying hi"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she hasn't talked to you in months, man, haven't you been avoiding her?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she slut sharked me"

by bahoomahoo June 13, 2010

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Slut Shammer

A person that speaks the truth on Instagram comments.

" I called that Marc a slut shammer because he spoke the truth on my sister's insta post"

by Umpa Lumpaa October 13, 2017

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jesus slut

A girl who is incredibly religious and claims to be pure and holy, but also loves a huge helping of (usually black) dick.

"Did you hear about Stacy? Apparently after church she got rammed by three black dudes behind Wal-Mart. What a jesus slut."

by superdupernova September 12, 2013

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Slut-load

Somewhere between three and seven men. Alternatively between five and twelve teenage boys.

How many guys can fuck this hoe at once?

About a slut-load.

by Home sizzle August 26, 2013

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Conversation Slut

Someone who has multiple facebook chat windows going on at the same time.

Oh my god, you're talking to three different people at the same time? Conversation slut!

by famytwtu February 22, 2011

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Nun-Slut

A form of slut in which a girl/guy makes out or kisses with a large amount of people but never goes to 2nd or 3rd base with anyone.
The word nun is used as a reference to religious nuns because they do not have sex with anyone.

Guy 1:"Dude, I made out with Victoria last night!"
Guy 2:"Me too...."
Guy 1:"Did you get down below?"
Guy 2:"Naw man :("
Guy 1:"Me neither, what a nun-slut!"

by BenWillcox December 13, 2009

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