bukk shit

Short for saying "Fucking Bull Shit."

That guy was a dick to me. Good luck putting up with his bukk shit.

by xChing-Chingx May 17, 2020

Shit-Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit-Pudding commercials already!

Mom, I haven't had a shit in days. Do we have any Jamie Lee Shit-Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 24, 2010

Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"

by Ronnie J October 18, 2012

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Shit Pudding

Slang term for Activia, a lowfat yogurt product that supposedly helps regulate your digestive system. The product's spokesperson is actress Jamie Lee who seems to revel in discussions about irregularity of bowel movements. The annoying and overplayed commercials have been parodied on Saturday Night Live.

Hey, Jamie Lee... enough with your Shit Pudding commercials already! It's just a fucking bowel movement!

Mom, I haven't had a good shit in days. Do we have any of that Activia Shit Pudding?

by KellsBellsOhYeah July 27, 2010

shit plant

proceeding to fall face-first into an abnormally big pile of shit.

YUCK!! I pulled a Russel Evans and did a shit plant

by -____- January 13, 2005

rumble shits

Rumble shits is a natural phenomena that can not be forced/nor predicted. Seconds before you're about to drop a deuce, a series of loud, echoing flatulents exit the ass. Scientists believe that rumble shits exist merely to prep the butthole for the events that follow.

Wow, I think I just had Rumble Shits.

by Father Jerry March 2, 2017