John Hannah

The Hog. The greates o-lineman in the history of the NFL. A real man, fighting in the trenches. At 6'2", he was small for a guard, but he proved that size doesn't matter. He is a member of the Hall of Fame

show me a real man?
John Hannah, the hog

by xtremlylucky January 7, 2011

John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

John Beckford

He's a little frackin puck baud. He wants to run the choppa, yet he can't. He loves eating glizzys ;)

frack you. Shut up ya John Beckford

by Ashwin.snixpe October 19, 2020

Juicy John

A Roblox Football Fusion YouTuber who has voice cracks every five seconds!!!!!!!!!!

I bet people make fun of Juicy John's voice cracks when they see him at McDonald's

by Coolcoolew January 16, 2022

John Cena

Where's he been?

Who's John Cena?

by Kms.net December 17, 2017

John Chess

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021

John O'niell

A Fagot from Arizona who lies about having sex multiple times a day
this person is ugly and has no friends he commonly ejaculates to his dads tiny dick when watching a black guy fuck his mom

Stop being a John O'niell Don't lie about sex.
a fagot who needs to go kill there self

by BullyDestroyer January 20, 2017