FREE CRACK!

a feeling of euphoria when you see it

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Free money

Free money here! Get your free money right chya! There is nothing stoping you from taking it and (in the same way that there is nothing stopping you from returning a shopping cart) there is nothing stopping you from giving credit where credit is due or kicking some of it back.

Hym "Get your free money here! Come one and come all! Test the content of your being against the future slayer of God! Fill yourself with my essence and be born again!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

Free Robux

Congratulations: You're Fucked now kiddo!

Oh look free robux? I want some! Okay all I need to do is put my password in, okey let's try!

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by BoonDogglePlatypus November 25, 2022

Free Luigi

An expression of frustration with the U.S. Healthcare system.

My insurance company just denied my claim, even though they said they would approve it. Free Luigi!

by Monnai December 12, 2024

free eater

A person who is not on any sort of diet and eats whatever they want, whenever they want.

"Is Pete a vegetarian?" "No, he's a free eater."

by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021

free-timing

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.

I'm anxious to see the things I'll do once I'm "free-timing".

by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025