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Facebook slagger

A Facebook Slagger is a person who is never online when needed, for example a Group chat where a topic is getting discussed or if hes just not online when all the other Brochacho's are going nuts on Face.
Brochacho 1: Dude, Frank is slaggin again.

Brochacho 2: Yeah, i just noticed; hes such a Facebook Slagger !

Brochacho 1: Totally !
by ThelittleGumbas August 3, 2011
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Facebook Date

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To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelly: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*

Ashley: You can answer any time now!

Kelly: This isn't happening!

Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?

Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!

Ashley: What?

Kelly: Marco....

Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!

Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?

Ashley: Whats that?

Kelly: I don't exactly know.

Ashley: Why?

Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.

Ashley: How?

Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.

Ashley: Magic?

Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?

Ashley: And your point is?

Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?

Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!

Kelly: You didn't ask me?

Ashley: Yes I did!

Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!

Ashley: WHAT???

Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?

Ashley: WOMEN!!!!

Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012
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The facebook faces

The Internet memes from 4chan being posted on facebook and seeming new and becoming populer with the shitbrickers from school.
Random cunt:Hey dude have you seen The facebook faces, meh gusta, LOL!

proper internet user:Oh god why...

Random cunt:Thats one of damn OMG ADD ME YOU MAD LOL TROLLED DERP FOREVER ALONE!

proper internet user:FUCKING NOOOO!!!
by burning bacon June 5, 2012
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Pull a Facebook

1. When you make a huge change to something like a website or a service and everybody get's used to how it works, but you immediately change it again.
2. A short way to describe what a website might have done in a mass update.
Oh sorry I didn't see your E-Mail. My E-mail provider had to "Pull a Facebook" with the inbox and I'm trying to learn how to use my inbox again.
by JudgeJC January 21, 2011
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Facebook Pruning

The act of removing friends in facebook, down to the people you actually make some form of contact with.
Who the hell is (Random name here), time for some Facebook pruning.
by Emadrio October 20, 2010
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Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
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Facebook Itch

an irresistible and urgent desire to consult your facebook account straightaway.
David: what's wrong with Sarah, she left without telling us.
Emma: gues she's surfing!
David: emmm, guess she's a "Facebook Itch".
by Wunder Kind May 27, 2015
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