by Queen2you December 8, 2023
Get the Mile Marker Club mug.Club is the life of the party, he is always keeping the party going, by any means necessary (pebs). Even though Club can be a lot to handle at times, he’s always a good time. A “Club” type person will be very bad at gambling. So bad. Like sooooo bad. Roulette…yikes 😬 Club is actually very caring and protective and will be on your side if you ever need him to be.
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
by J_Bandz May 29, 2022
Get the Club mug.Noah: "Just talked to Hope, Tony's birthday was a few days ago. Can't believe he is 28." Larry: "He is a 27 Club Survivor."
by rnnrdad November 20, 2023
Get the 27 Club Survivor mug.A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
Get the Midlife Mile‑Club mug.Noun. Used in the preterite/past tense only. In a hand of poker, smashing one's opponent entirely (a.k.a. MEGA PWNAGE) via slow playing a pocket pair pre flop, and making a set. If this scenario results in massive table domination, it is known as being Clubbed.
by Big Clubs October 5, 2007
Get the Clubbed mug.1. A club with no financial funding that plays LOC 9 and trains on a shit track every week.
2. The West Ivanhoe Cricket Club
2. The West Ivanhoe Cricket Club
Mate that track is a cow paddock, makes sense since they haven't won a game all year, what a poverty club.
by PokingTheBear February 20, 2025
Get the Poverty Club mug.Brian Jones july 3 1969, dies by drowning, same day song by five leaves left releases song river man,
blind owl wilson, september 3 1970 dies by over dose, of broimide intoxication, david clark five breaks up, last album released before death was, everbody know, somg related lost in his dreams.
Jimi hendrix september 18 1970, drug over dose, same day hand of doom by black sabbath is released.
now all these songs seem to relate, to the person dieing that day and the next person in line.
like with hendrik handof doom mentions acid pill, but around relation to janis joplin over dose,
and etc.
blind owl wilson, september 3 1970 dies by over dose, of broimide intoxication, david clark five breaks up, last album released before death was, everbody know, somg related lost in his dreams.
Jimi hendrix september 18 1970, drug over dose, same day hand of doom by black sabbath is released.
now all these songs seem to relate, to the person dieing that day and the next person in line.
like with hendrik handof doom mentions acid pill, but around relation to janis joplin over dose,
and etc.
27 club
by Mineowedwus April 29, 2023
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