your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Toxic Twelve Year Old

The thing you call most twelve year old boys today. They can often be found screaming at Roblox or Minecraft. If they aren't doing one of those things they are most likely telling you to kys over their pathetic excuse for a Call of Duty play.

"Did you see that viral video about the toxic twelve year old?"
"Dude who tf calls them viral videos?"

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Hundred year old dragon

A excuse often used by weebs who like lolis/shotas to hide the fact that they are a pedophile being attracted to a "grown up in a child's body", the same excuse also often comes with the "her/his mentality is old enough, she/he's legal" right after

weeb1: hey dude, you watched that anime called insert name here
weeb2: yeah, just because of the lolis (>///<)
weeb1: you do know that "loli" is actually a 9 year old anime girl right?
weeb2: she don't exist its completely legal to lewd a anime loli UwU, she's basically a hundred year old dragon or even Vampire!

by Mavolent February 8, 2021

alright you old cunt

A form of endearment in UK

Alright you old cunt, how’s it going

by speed7 September 9, 2020

Chip off the old block

Someone,especially a male who resembles his father.

That dude is chip off the old block.He's really like his dad.

by BlackPohatu September 22, 2016

Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.

That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.

by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020

shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006