I have a family

Something people say when they are in a life threatening situation

Please don't shoot, I have a family, look (pulls out wallet)

by BradPittHasLongHair May 28, 2017

I want to die

When you like someone called jacob maurice because you are very dumb and feel sorry for the dumbass with that name

I want to die

by Jacob lol. September 12, 2020

I Feel Fantastic

This is a phrase that haunts people everywhere. Children and adults alike are all terrified when they hear this. If you've looked this up, then you're either traumatized already or about to be traumatized.

When I heard someone say "I feel fantastic, hey hey hey hey," I instantly screamed and ran away.

by Uncle Hash November 10, 2021

Well I gee

to agree. Shortened version of 'well I guess'. Slang is derived from the west flats in the city of Prince Albert Saskatchewan.

person 1: "wanna go get drunk tonight?"

person 2: "well I gee"

by dude1990 November 24, 2013

I get half

The first thing your ex-wife will say to you after a divorce

1. No need to worry about our failure of a marriage. I get half!!

by Bristol Boore April 14, 2019

I can't breath

my pH is low, bro

psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

by toxdoc March 21, 2022

I Did a Buer

To carry out a task in a dangerous or unsatisfactory manner, without any thought or planning usually resulting in damage to property and or personal injury

last night I did a Buer. I tried to do a sick trick with my quadcopter but ended up crashing into a bus stop full of school children

by CrookedFPV February 8, 2017