The sigma council is the highest order of sigmas. A collection of three blokes who detest zetas. Our mission is to make sure those disgraces do not live among us any longer.
Person #1: “Did you hear about the new sigma council’s order? Apparently all zetas are banned now.”
Person #2: “Good, I hate zetas.”
Person #2: “Good, I hate zetas.”
by LeaderOfSigmaCouncil July 4, 2024
Get the Sigma Councilmug. A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station
by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019
Get the council bluffs rummug. by rbrascal January 20, 2011
Get the Council limomug. The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.
Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com
Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com
“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew
-Andrew
by CouncilofAndrews August 22, 2025
Get the Council of Andrewsmug. The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
Get the The council of butt tablesmug. The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.
When the council convenes.
The twat: “ah the council of meets again”
The goofy lad: “stfu”
Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)
The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
The twat: “ah the council of meets again”
The goofy lad: “stfu”
Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)
The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”
by Sollis February 3, 2023
Get the The Council Ofmug. An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.
The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.
The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.
Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.
They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.
The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.
Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.
They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”
COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
Get the Council Of Baldsmug.