thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018

E Thanos

That one nickname you call your friend Ethan all the time and he hates it.

Me: AYE YO E THANOS!!
Ethan: What the fuck do you want from my life
Me: Idk
Ethan: Tbh E Thanos is dumb

by ShawnMendesLover9807 October 9, 2019

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018

Thanos cock

A huge purple cock also known as thanos cock

Thanos-Whats up guys
Thor-i know you killed my bro and all that can I see that thanos cock once peas
Thanos-fuck no niggah
Thor-fine as he runs off crying

"Thanos beats the purple skin extremely hard after that"

The end

by BigBlackCollin December 19, 2019

Thanos car

F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDITREPORT.COM BABY I SAW THEYRE ADD ON MY TV

yeet im a thanos car

by LOCK A COCK September 19, 2018

Thanos Snap

The act of inserting ones fingers in the anal cavity and the vagina respectively while trying to snap.

Hey bro you ever done a thanos snap on yo girl?

Hell yeah!

*high five and snapping ensues*

by Isyaboisuperhomie March 18, 2019

MMA Thanos

A stupid guy in twitter he makes a lot of wrong prediction he suck at predicting UFC fight and when he say Bet the house on this fight that means you should bet your house to the other fighter

MMA Thanos: This guy is going to win
*Hours later*
The fighter he bet on loses the fight cuz he makes bad prediction

by Thraxie August 22, 2021