shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 18, 2010

shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

Gator shovel

NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.

VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)

Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"

Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.

by Papamitch04 January 2, 2021

Shovel Pic

A shovel pic is when a girl (or boy) tapes thumbtacks or other items to a shovel and shoves it up either their vagina or asshole. It is not a very popular practice, but it is commonly used amongst machocists.

Guy: "Yo bitch, send a shovel pic real quick ;)"

Girl: "kk bb ;3"

by Austin21B September 4, 2018

Finger Shovel

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

by corporate crayola August 2, 2019

Sans Shovel

OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”

Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”

by Genevis November 12, 2021

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016