Under the deck

A phrase used to end a conversation after it has been going on for exactly 14 minutes and 32 seconds.

Person A, 14:08 in: And then I was all like, "Hey, that's totally not fair"

Person B, 14:20 in: Well, I just think that's not fai..

Person A, 14:32 in: UNDER THE DECK.

*End of conversation*

by Risser February 28, 2009

Deck Builder

A lesbian that is prone to home improvement. Usually from the Midwest. Most "deck builder" lesbians partner with other deck builders as opposed to "Lipstick" lesbians or "Tomboys".

1: After meeting your Aunt and her friend at the softball tournament it was clear to me that she was a deck builder

by BBROOKLYN September 13, 2011

Poop deck

A lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn't get you wet.

`Man I hate it when I get water on my bum!` `you should lay down the poop deck next time friend`

by ChungusLord July 29, 2013

Top Deck

1: Used as a term for luck in obtaining a certain card to keep you alive or to win the game.
- Originating in Magic the Gathering

Charlie is a lucky muther fucker. He top decked a thoughtcast and then double shrapnel blasted me for the win... wat a Top Decker.

by Mr. Morgan Freeman October 26, 2004

upper deck

The act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
Usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.

I took a shit in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.

by Anthony April 16, 2004

upper deck

depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.

That guy Jimmy threw a party last week. He tried to kick me out, so I upper decked his ass. Then I wiped some shit in his bedspread. I hate that jerk, but he straight got shitowned!

by Jake Fischer March 3, 2005

steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021