Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

TV Suit

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

by Jakerrs October 8, 2018

Suit Saeran

Suit Saeran is the most attractive person in the otome game "Mystic Messenger" and no one can prove me wrong. Or I just have daddy and/or mommy issues.

Believer 1: Wait what happened to Mr.Ray?
Believer 2: Shh! Mr.Saeran is going to hear you!
Believer 1: But thats just Mr.Ray wearing a new suit?
Believer 2: No! It's a whole 'nother persona. Some people in the fandom call him 'Suit Saeran'

by blitzøkinnie March 13, 2022

sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 7, 2009

hag suit

Hideous billowing house dress a woman would rather die than be seen wearing in public.

Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.

by Montage Jupp March 12, 2014

Stealth Suit

Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.

A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.

Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.

by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015

Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010